Joke Of The Week

You Know You Are Living In 2017 When…

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries…
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t even have the first 20 or 30 or 60 years of your life, is now a cause for panic, and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list .

NOW you’re laughing at yourself! “Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused!”
Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to!

Zipper's

6 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 Charles Erickson Jan 4th, 2017 at 10:14 am

    I actually miss the eighties and nineties, before everybody needed a cell phone and a Facebook account.

  2. 2 rebel Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:47 pm

    9. If you’ve fallen into the facebook trap that makes a pimple faced kid a multi-billionaire.

  3. 3 KIrk Perry Jan 4th, 2017 at 1:09 pm

    16. You mash a wad of cannabis into the bottom of a double-percolating, ice-packed bong – and the words, law, crime, and paranoia are lost to you.
    Welcome to California! • Keep it Wild! • Keep it Free! • Happy 20-TrumpTeen! 🙂

  4. 4 SYF Jan 4th, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    Kirk,
    AMEN from Ventura!

  5. 5 nicker Jan 6th, 2017 at 11:47 pm

    – If you have to look in the mirror to assure yourself that your really a biker….

    -nicker-

  6. 6 Batterycap Jan 9th, 2017 at 9:02 am

    Check out the Ronnie Dunn tune, ” I Wish I Still Smoked Cigarettes”. It’s about the times before these times, before all of this social media malarkey.

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