On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs can get through.” So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs can get through.” The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park….” Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, “I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow ploughs can get through?”
Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, ”Why don’t you just leave the car in the garage this time…”
Good one.
excellent + one i can remember to tell others!!
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I laughed my ass off since the whole time I was reading this I was thinking about the First Whore, the blond Mrs. Trump
@ Gym Nice. Just nice. Unbelievably inappropriate, regardless of how you voted. This is not the place.
I told my wife, a blonde, this joke and it took her a good 5 seconds before she got it. That made it even funnier!
good joke and I think we know how he voted, the snowflake is what reminded him though
Good joke lame comment Gym. Please tell me your accomplishments since you claim to be so smart. Never heard of you!!!
I’ve been thinking of getting a new motorcycle. I can’t decide whether I should get a Victory or an Indian. I asked the computer where I could get the cheapest Indian and it said “New Deli.” I asked where I could get the cheapest Victory and it said “France, they just give up.”
Is “plough” pronounced “pluff”?