Joke Of The Week

The Irish are a wonderful bunch of people, always willing to help in a pinch.

Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue: “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don’t know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.”

When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, “Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight“

Her next announcement came about 2 hours later: “If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available.”

5 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 Joshua Feb 5th, 2017 at 11:57 am

    Ha, ha.

  2. 2 Donnie Johnson Feb 5th, 2017 at 1:17 pm

    That’s me.

  3. 3 Boomer Feb 6th, 2017 at 3:15 am

    With the price of drinks at the airport and on the plane these days you could drink the cost of the flight’s worth in 5 hours.

  4. 4 Charles Erickson Feb 6th, 2017 at 2:49 pm

    I like the Cunny Division of Lingus Air.

  5. 5 Blackmax Feb 7th, 2017 at 6:14 pm

    Luv It !!!!

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