Joke Of The Week

The funniest Staff Meeting…

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun to relax, told the burned out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.

The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past American ad slogans, originally written for other products and capturing the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a top 10 list. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:

10.Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9.Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8.Viagra, like a rock!
7.Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6.Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5.Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4.Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3.Viagra, Home of the whopper.
2.Viagra, We bring good things to life!
1. This is your peepee… This is your peepee on drug.

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1 Response to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 Tom Ryan Mar 11th, 2017 at 11:37 am

    This joke was in the April ’17 issue of Easyriders sent by Bill Bob of Westlake, Ohio.

    Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big, bad wolf crouched down behind a log. “My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf!” The wolf jumps up and runs away.
    Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again crouched behind a bush. “My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf!” Again, the wolf jumps up and runs away.
    About a half mile down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and he’s crouched behind a big rock. “My, what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf!”
    With that, the wolf jumps up and screams, “Will you knock that off already? I’m tryin’ to take a crap!”

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