Joke Of The Week

A Tennessee couple, Dave and Rebecca Kosmitis, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting Dave “fixed:”.

The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision. Why, after 9 children, would you choose to do this?

Dave replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of 10 children being born in the United States is a Mexican and that they didn’t want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

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3 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 Boots May 26th, 2017 at 10:03 am

    love it!!

  2. 2 Dantes9thcircle May 26th, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    Alternative joke of the week ;

    Betty and Bubba .. certified grade A government inspected rednecks had been trying to have a baby for three years with no results . Frustrated Betty finally goes to the fertility MD for a check up and finds out everything on her end is fine .

    She then convinces Bubba to go to the MD and sends him for his appointment at 10am . Hours and hour go by . No Bubba . No phone calls . Nothing . Finally at 6pm Bubba shows up at the door driving a brand new Cadillac carrying a fur coat , diamonds and other expensive baubles for Betty . Betty being understandably stunned says ;

    ” Bubba ? Don’t get me wrong hun , but why the new Cadillac and al the expensive gifts ? ”

    Whereupon Bubba replies ;

    ” Well … the Doc says I’s impotent so I decided it was time I started acting impotent “

  3. 3 Boomer May 29th, 2017 at 2:22 am

    Was probably funny in Mexico…

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