Joke Of The Week

A blonde city girl named Amy married a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy: “The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow’s stall is in the barn.  Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?”

The rancher leaves for the fields.  After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail. She tells him, “This is the one right here.” The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blond, asks, “Tell me lady, cause I’m dying to know. Wow would yOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?”

“That’s simple,” she said. “By the nail that’s over its stall” she explains very confidently. Laughing rudely at her, the man says, “And what is the nail for?” The blond turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, “I guess it’s to hang your pants on.”

It’s nice to see a blond winning once in a while…

Zipper's

1 Response to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 brad ervin Jul 8th, 2017 at 8:48 am

    Forgive me if I heard this here first.

    A Blonde walks into a NYC pawn shop and says “I want to pawn my car.” So the guy steps out and sees an immaculate, new, BMW. He says “Wow, but all I can give you is $2000.” She says “Okay” and leaves with the money.

    A couple of days later she is back and hands the guy the two grand saying “I want my car back now.” “Sure but I have to charge you $20 for the deal.” When she’s getting ready to drive off he asks why she pawned her car for two days and she replies “Where else could I have parked my car in NYC all weekend for $20.”

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