Jokes Of The Week

1. Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity
Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.
3. Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act

4. Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.
5. Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
6. Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.
7. Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
8. Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, IT WILL!!!
9. Law of the Theaters & Sports Arenas – At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance.
10. The Coffee Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold
11. Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible IF you don’t know what you are talking about.
12. Doctors’ Law
If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you’ll feel better. But don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.

4 Responses to “Jokes Of The Week”

  1. 1 Kelly Sep 15th, 2017 at 3:49 pm

    The kick start phenomena!

    When you brag that your. Bike is a one kick starter the number of kicks it will take to get it started is directly proportional to the number if people watching you kick it!

  2. 2 Chris G Sep 15th, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    Lol Kelly isn’t that the bloody truth and so are all the rest

  3. 3 nicker Sep 19th, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    The Malthusian law of garage space…
    You will always fill a garage with the more stuff than it can hold, no matter the size of the garage….


  4. 4 TomK Sep 20th, 2017 at 6:08 pm

    The 3 laws of building a custom motorcycle:
    1. It always takes longer than planned
    2. It always costs more than planned
    3. It always takes longer and costs more, even accounting for laws #1 and #2.

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