Hi, Honey! Before you return from your business trip overseas, I thought I’d better let you know about the little accident I had with our F-150 pickup truck yesterday when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it wasn’t too bad and I didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry about me.
I was coming home and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake, while I was talking on my cell phone. The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately, the truck came to a halt when it bumped into your new Ferrari. Thankfully, it missed our bikes.
I am really sorry, but I know that you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart. Your loving wife, Doris.
P.S: Your girlfriend phoned. She is pregnant…
Well, it wouldn’t have happened if she hadn’t been driving while using her cell phone.