Joke Of The Week

Hi, Honey!  Before you return from your business trip overseas, I thought I’d better let you know about the little  accident I had with our F-150 pickup truck yesterday when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it wasn’t too bad and I didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry about me.

I was coming home and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake, while I was talking on my cell phone. The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately, the truck came to a halt when it bumped into your new Ferrari. Thankfully, it missed our bikes.

I am really sorry, but I know that you will forgive me.  You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart. Your loving wife, Doris.

P.S:  Your girlfriend phoned. She is pregnant…

Zipper's

1 Response to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 Andy Walters Oct 2nd, 2017 at 11:03 am

    Well, it wouldn’t have happened if she hadn’t been driving while using her cell phone.

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