Joke Of The Week

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.  He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ‘Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.’

Edna replied, ‘He didn’t hang himself, I put him up there to dry…How soon can I go home?’

1 Response to “Joke Of The Week”

  1. 1 Davis Jan 24th, 2018 at 2:50 pm

    A man was changing his flat tire in front of a mental hospital when he kicked the hubcap holding the lug nuts and threw them all into the tall grass and he could not find not even one. Standing there scratching his head a patient that was leaned against the fence said “hey why don’t you take one lug nut off of each of your three tires and put them on temporarily so you can get down to the garage a few miles down the road”.
    The man said “that is a great idea by the way what are you doing in here you don’t seem crazy?” the patient said “oh I’m crazy as a loon I’m just not stupid”.

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