In keeping with the holiday theme of giving thanks, I want to thank all those who, involuntarily, send me funny emails all year long. Below a few I want to share with you.
1- Question: Who may I contact in regards to a corporate charitable donation? Reply: Cyril Huze doesn’t know how much you want to give to his corporation, but he is very flattered. Please make your check out to Cyril Huze Custom Inc. at the address below” 2- Question: Cyril, your custom bikes are gorgeous. But out of my range of prices. Can you build a custom bike cheaper for us little people? Reply: Cyril has no height requirement for his clients and our prices have nothing to do with size. Out of curiosity, how tall are you? 3- Question: Mr. Huze, Season Greetings from Canada. I write from Toronto where right now it’s still very cold in April. If I send you my bike now, can it be ready for me to ride in June? Reply: Which season are you greeting in Canada at this time of year? If you celebrate Christmas in April, Cyril could have your bike ready just after Easter of your calendar. 4- Question: Mr. Huze, I am a psychologist in Chicago. I want very much a bike from you. But I cannot find out exactly the bike I want. I would like you to help me with a full analysis. When would be a convenient time to meet with you in Florida? Reply: Cyril will be available in 2 weeks. Please, anticipate spending 2 or 3 days in our city. Cyril needs a minimum of 2 or 3 sessions with his clients to fully analyze them. 5- Question: Cyril, thank you for telling me that your bike called “El Mirage’ has an overall length of 8 ft 20”. May I ask you a last question? What is the distance from tire to tire? Reply: We measured again, and strangely the distance from tire to tire is the same as the overall length we already gave you. Please, don’t hesitate to ask us for any other measurement. 6– Question: Thank you for emailing your parts price list. Are those today’s prices? Reply: Yes, yesterday’s prices are outdated, and tomorrow’s prices will be available tomorrow. 7- Question: My name is Joyce and I would like to be mr Huze assistant to handle his secretarial needs, her my telephone number at 561-345-7888. please give it to him. Reply: Cyril Huze has reviewed your email application. “Mr” should start with a capital letter and a period placed after it. There should be a period after “number”. The word “here” is misspelled. The word "please" should also start with a capital letter. So, on his behalf I regret to advise you that he doesn’t intend to fire me” . Happy Thanksgiving to everybody and ride safe.