GPS Lingerie

Pretext for this post is of course to offer some relief to all men suffering from post election stress…

A new line of lingerie that comes equipped with a GPS! Wonder what my female readers are thinking. Yes, a modern-day high tech chastity belt.
Is it an outrageous way for insecure men to monitor their partners or a security device for women on the go, for example riding solo to the next motorcycle rally?
The lingerie combination set consists of lace bodice, bikini bottom and faux pearl collar, with the GPS device nestled in the see-through part of the bodice next to the waist. At around $800, you can wonder just how many of these will be sold. Not many I guess. Good. GPS Lingerie.


9 Responses to “GPS Lingerie”

  1. 1 harry Nov 5th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    Good idea to keep an eye on a cheating wife, think she’ll get suspicous when you know which sleazy hotel she’s shacked up in. I’m like you though Cyril, don’t think the GPS lingerie will be flying off of the shelves. Model above is nice eye candy though…

  2. 2 Lyle Nov 5th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    Thinking about what attachments might come with that unit leads me to believe it’s not a Global Positioning System but an acronym for someing else…..

  3. 3 harry Nov 5th, 2008 at 5:55 pm


  4. 4 Lyle Nov 5th, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    Well she is smiling.

  5. 5 Nicker Nov 6th, 2008 at 1:09 am

    Once upon a time a clever retort would-a been:

    “…. i’ll take three, wrap two and i’ll eat one here …”

    But that’s no longer acceptable.
    (the jury will disregard that statement)


  6. 6 Mark Nov 6th, 2008 at 10:13 am

    I have a similar item on under my bib overalls and a similar monitoring system on my ankle.

  7. 7 madpuppy Nov 6th, 2008 at 10:23 am

    Hum, your in bed, you have to activate the GPS to what ? Find the closest place to use your “Diners Club Card” LOL, sounds like on set alzheimer’s disease ! PS, Good one Nicker .

  8. 8 Rodent Nov 6th, 2008 at 10:23 am

    $800?, I think the state will put one on you for free under certain circumstances

  9. 9 Lyle Nov 6th, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    I think it makes a phone call if it gets wet.

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