Joke Of The Week

joke11jpg1Cajun boy confession

‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl’.  The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Tommy Hebert?’ ‘Yes, Father, it is.’  ‘And who was the girl you were with?’ ‘I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation’  ‘Well, Tommy Hebert, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. ‘Was it Tina Leblanc?’ ‘I cannot say.’ ‘Was it Teresa Thibodeaux?’ ‘I’ll never tell.’ ‘Was it Nina Boudreaux?’  ‘I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.’ ‘Was it Cathy Breaux?’  ‘My lips are sealed.’  ‘Was it Rosa Robicheaux, then?’ ‘Please, Father, I cannot tell you.’

The priest sighs in frustration. ‘You’re very tight lipped, Tommy Hebert, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.’  Tommy walks back to his pew, and his friend Marcel slides over and whispers, What’d you get?’ 4 months vacation and 5 good leads.


3 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”

  1. 1 nicker Jun 12th, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    Old guy on a walk through the woods comes across a frog.
    Frog says, “if ya kiss me you’ll release me from this spell.
    Then I’ll turn back into a beautiful princess and i’ll do any thing you ask of me.”
    Old guy thinks a moment, then scoops up the frog and stuffs it into his pocket.

    The frog complains, “didn’t you understand? I’ll be a beautiful princess willing to do anything for you.”

    The old guy says ya, ya, i heard….. “a beautiful princess…. yada, yada, yada….”
    But at my age a talking frog is much more interesting.


  2. 2 Fred P. Jun 13th, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    Arthur Davidson of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corp, dies and goes to Heaven. At the gates, an angel tells him, “Well, you’ve been such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven.” Davidson thinks about it and says, “I wanna hang out with God himself.” The befeathered fellow at the gate takes Arthur to the throne room and introduces him to God… Arthur asks God, “Hey aren’t you the inventor of the woman??” God says, “Yes.” “Well,” says Davidson, “You have some major design flaws in your invention:
    1. There’s too much front protrusion
    2. It chatters at high speeds
    3 The rear end wobbles too much, and
    4. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.” “Hmmmmm…” replies God. “Hold on.” God goes to his celestial supercomputer, types in a few lines and waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it. “It may be that my invention is flawed,” God replies to Arthur. “But according to my computer, more people are riding my invention than yours.”

  3. 3 Jeff Nicklus Jun 16th, 2009 at 8:55 am

    Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations! It’s about time!


    GANG/CREW NAME______________ CRIB_________________

    1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 60-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shootin. How many drive-by shootins can Ramon hit before he reloads.

    2. Leroy has 20 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?

    3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho’s. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne’s $800 per day Crack habit?

    4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

    5. Desmond get $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Cor vette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4×4’s, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have 9000 bills?

    6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. I f his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

    7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

    8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?

    9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and the cost be $5 per rat. If LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week’s income?

    10. Marvin steals Juan’s skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

    Over & Out,


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