The New Words To Use When You Comment In Cyril Huze Blog

cyrilhuzeblogscreenshotHere is the Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. The  winners are:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it. 9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. 11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.). 12. Karmageddon: It’s when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it’s a serious bummer. 13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 14. Glibido: All talk and no action. 15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web. 17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating (thanks to Donald Dufresne).


7 Responses to “The New Words To Use When You Comment In Cyril Huze Blog”

  1. 1 Brandon Aug 26th, 2009 at 8:34 am

    Some new words are very cool.

  2. 2 Troy Aug 26th, 2009 at 10:04 am

    For some reason, I seem to deal to with many people fit your description of an Ignoranus.

  3. 3 A 1 cycles Aug 26th, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    i have hipatitus….its fatal

  4. 4 nicker Aug 26th, 2009 at 8:44 pm


    (of being somewhat less that impressed, underwhelmed)…….. 🙂


  5. 5 madpuppy Aug 27th, 2009 at 6:53 am

    I`ve suffered from Osteopornosis for years. Thank you Cyril for telling me the proper name .

  6. 6 Zoomer Aug 27th, 2009 at 8:27 am

    And here I thought I was simply dealing with everyday idiots. I guess they actually are heavily afflicted with Bozone. Quick someone hand me an industrial sized spray can loaded with CFC’s.

  7. 7 willie Aug 31st, 2009 at 8:44 am


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