Of course, not a real advertising campaign for Trojan.
Just a parody.
MY NEW TRUCK
I bought a new Chevy Avalanche and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn’t get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
‘Nelson,’ the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, ‘Ricky or Willie?’
‘Willie!’ he continued and ‘On The Road Again’ came from the speakers.
Then he said, ‘Ray Charles!’, and in an instant Georgia On My Mind’ replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I’d say, ‘Beethoven,’ I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
‘Beatles,’ I’d get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, ‘Ass Hole!’ Immediately the radio responded with, “Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States Barack Hussein Obama
Damn I love this truck…
One Monday morning the mail man is driving the neighborhood on his usual route.
As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway.
His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer
and liquor bottles..
“Wow. Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night”, the mail man comments.
Bob, in obvious pain, replies, “Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like
moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood
over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we all got so drunk that around midnight
we started playing WHO AM I ?”.
The mail man thinks a moment and says, “How do you play, “WHO AM I?”
“Well, all the guys go in the bedroom, take off our clothes, and come out one at a time with a
sheet over us and only our ‘privates’ showing through a hole in the sheet.
Then the women try to guess who it is.”
The mail man laughs and says, “Damn, I’m sorry I missed that.”
“Probably a good thing you did,” Bob responds.
“Your name came up seven times.”
Fuji, Thanks for the laugh’s. Keep’ em coming.
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