About Google. Deep Thought Of The Week.

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Maybe one day Google will offer “deep searches” as an option.

For now, churches are still supposed to offer the right answers to all your philosophical and religious questions.

But, why don’t they publish them online?

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19 Responses to “About Google. Deep Thought Of The Week.”


  1. 1 maroco Jan 24th, 2010 at 10:11 am

    Diferent Religions, Big problems!
    In my modest opinion, Religions are part of the Humanity History, but they are very wrong about the explanation about what they belive.Trust in the good Cience, not in what don`t have an rasonable explanation for nothing.

  2. 2 BIG SEAN Jan 24th, 2010 at 10:19 am

    cause you can’t reach the basket being online

  3. 3 Kirk Perry Jan 24th, 2010 at 12:31 pm

    Google IS God. If google can’t help you, then you don’t need to know.

    Go read any version of the bible(s) and make the quotations fit your problem.
    If you still need answers, go read through the 1959-1969 Harley-Davidson® Service Manual.
    Note: All questions can be answered, but like the bible, you have to read between the lines and contemplate it.
    Just don’t look at page 3C-6, Figure 3C-15, where Mr. Novak (aka Mr. Motorcycle) is attempting to put the front cylinder on the rear piston. However, Mr. Novaks single mistake can be extrapolated to include the “parting of the Red Sea, and a “talking burning bush” as pure fiction, made up by a group of “swinging dicks” (with huge egos) over the centuries, who may or may not (if you believe the new militant “Christian Soldiers” ) have been under the influence of wine 24/7.

    I’ve read more exciting believable stories in Lois L’Amour Western novels, or the whirling dervishes found in the India pulp books of Tuesday Lopsang Rampa.

    Churches do good things, imo, but laying in wait to pounce on an individuals weakest moment to convert them to Christianity….. is purely Predatory.
    Help people as a church, but don’t evange-late to the weak and corn-fused.
    Don’t be a christian predator. 🙂

  4. 4 St Albans Jan 24th, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    Or, by believing the bible sez so, I’ll go with google . . .

  5. 5 Dave Blevins Jan 24th, 2010 at 12:59 pm

    Each must find their own path, for some it is religion, others science, and for some it is philosphical, maybe combinations of each, but here are some certainties…
    Life is short.
    Life isn’t fair.
    Life is only lived once.
    Be kind to yourself and others whenever possible, live life to the fullest and without fear, also don’t waste time with people that try to diminish your life or limit your potential.

  6. 6 just my opinion Jan 24th, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    More people have been killed, tortured and made to suffer unspeakable things in the name of religion than anything else in the history of mankind. How many of you heard that jackass preacher on TV saying that the people of Haiti deserve the disaster that they are currently dealing with. He claims they made a pact with the devil years ago and because of it the earthquack has hit them. I guess all those people living in California are bound by a pact with the devil also. Look at the terrorist they believe all Americans are satin worshipers there for it is ok to kill our children and women. What kind of God would kill and mame innocent children and women? These religios nuts are as bad as the devil they threaten people with. Don’t get me wrong I believe in a higher power but I also think religion is a business of taking money off of people that believe in God. And don’t even get me started on those wacko religios anti abortion assholes that think is ok to kill a doctor.

  7. 7 Tom Jan 24th, 2010 at 8:24 pm

    We all love google but I agree with the sign. No one guarantees us we’ll be alive another day. Several times at bike week I have seen bikers lying dead on the road. GOD is good, despite all the bad things we see happening, and the imperfect people who represent him. Bikers are diverse, intelligent, and pretty generous folks. When they can’t find the answers they are looking for, somehow I believe they’ll know where to look.

  8. 8 busfreak Jan 25th, 2010 at 7:23 am

    Everyone has forgotten that there is Obama now.

  9. 9 madpuppy Jan 25th, 2010 at 7:42 am

    Well, i guess this is off topic, but it`s about google. Why cant I see myself giving the finger up in the air in my front yard on google earth ? I can see my house just fine.

  10. 10 Knucklehead Jan 25th, 2010 at 8:39 am

    You can find it on line. And folks have killed for more than just they’re God. I’ll take God over Google.

  11. 11 American-V Jan 25th, 2010 at 9:34 am

    There are questions that no-one can answer, but my favourites are the answers to questions that no-one asked. I’m with Rumsveld on this …

    “There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know.

    There are known unkowns. That is to say, there are things we know we don’t know.

    But, there are also unknown unknowns. These are things we don’t know we don’t know.

    Meantime, I’ll watch God and Google fight it out from the sidelines, while musing over the notion that America has sold its soul to satin …

    (Thanks JMO, I’ll chuckle over that for hours)

  12. 12 WILLIE Jan 25th, 2010 at 10:13 am

    Trust in the lord! BECAUSE YOU SURE CANT TRUST THE NEWS OR OUR PRESIDENT ………

  13. 13 rough rider Jan 26th, 2010 at 12:38 am

    There are unknowns and things we know, and there are knows and know, and there are,known things and some things we don’t know so now you know what the hell this guy was talking about so now we all know that he knows because he told us what we should know and right know I don’t know if I’m knowing or not what this guy was wanting us all to know so know everybody knows damit I forgot to know what the hell I’m saying know. Must of been some good weed dude..

  14. 14 gtlover Jan 26th, 2010 at 1:32 pm

    Religion is the belief that man can somehow, through his own actions, relate to, communicate with or become like a god. Faith is the belief that God came to commune with us and to restore His relationship with us, because man cannot. True Christianity is faith, not religion.

  15. 15 David Paulsen Jan 27th, 2010 at 12:22 am

    The Factory Part Number for the 1959-1969 Harley-Davidson(R)Service Manual is 99842-69

  16. 16 Stephen Jan 27th, 2010 at 9:00 am

    “But why don’t they put them on line?”

    There is much on the Internet regarding this matter …. check out my website

    The Lords wrath is pent up against a world of unbelief …. it is coming:

    Psalms
    2:1 Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?

    2:2 The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD, and against his anointed, saying,

    2:3 Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.

    2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision.

    2:5 Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure.

    2:6 Yet have I set my king upon my holy hill of Zion.

    2:7 I will declare the decree: the LORD hath said unto me, Thou art my Son; this day have I begotten thee.

    2:8 Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and the uttermost parts of the earth for thy possession.

    2:9 Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter’s vessel.

    2:10 Be wise now therefore, O ye kings: be instructed, ye judges of the earth.

    2:11 Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling.

    2:12 Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him.

  17. 17 Jeff Nicklus Jan 27th, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    gtlover,

    …….”True Christianity is faith, not religion.”…………..

    Six words that sums it all up! Good job dude!

    Over & Out,

    Jeff

  18. 18 live2rideaglide Jan 29th, 2010 at 9:54 am

    hey guys , it is an historical fact that many wrongs and atrocities have been perpetrated on mankind in the name of RELIGION, and herein lies the problem. Many ungodly and evil people have used so called religion to prpogate personal gain , as even today charlatans propose to preach the gospel and do it for personal gain. The Bible exposed these apostates centuries ago and said they would do it in the name of God but really are motivated by the gain of filthy lucre. Because of this are all churches and believers bad, in some eyes they always will be. In my 40 years of selling, repairing, chopping ,riding, racing and communing with bikes and bikers i have met a few lieing,rotten deceitful buttheads that call themselves bikers. I dont condemn them all because of a crappy few. But the real issue is not what you think about religious people , Christians or whomever. The issue is Jesus Christ, who He is and what He did. I love Jesus Christ Harleys, nitromethane fumes and bikers, and by the way the answers have been published, the Bible. Burn out and be cool. nitroglide

  19. 19 Kirk Perry Jan 30th, 2010 at 11:14 am

    Here’s how to talk to God (not Jesus, Babba-Ji, Bagwand Das, Satan, Chanukka, Rev. Ike or any of the other “vice-presidents”. Go directly to the top, and by-pass the meddling minions. 🙂

    Be alone with your request. Tell God in a low mumble how much you appreciate the day or the problems you face, because you’re learning how to deal with problems and discover something new about yourself. Don’t ask for money. Ask for direction, and be quick about it. Don’t waste Gods time with bullshit. He’s like the internet, and can hear 600 million people art once.
    Stay away from groups of people that want to publicly rejoice in the name of their belief. You don’t need them, they don’t need you.
    Try to go through life without pestering people and try to re-invent yourself every year.
    For this small effort you will be granted eternal life after death. You may then exist as a gas form with eye-balls, whatever, you’ll be happy, guaranteed. You see people that went before you in the afterlife. They will look like you knew them to be, but everyone will see the person only as they know them, the last time they saw him.
    Don’t let ANYONE ever refer to you as a “sinner”. That’s for “chump” stuff for sheep stock.

    Peace-out and stay away from loud Type A (predator) personalities.

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