“My name is Alice, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall which bore his full name. Suddenly I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name in my high school class some 30 years ago. Could it be the same guy I had a secret crush on, way back then? However, upon seeing him I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray haired man with deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School? “Yes, yes I did, he gleamed with pride.” When did you graduate? I asked. He answered “In 1975? Why do you ask?” You were in my class! I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, almost bald, wrinkled faced, fat assed, decrepit, SOB asked me. “What did you teach?” (Sent By Troy)