X-Ray Not. Men’s Privacy Brief Radiation Blocker.

I never thought that I would be writing in my Blog about men’s underwear! My excuse is that many of you are traveling during this Thanksgiving weekend and reading me on their digital devices while facing an overreaching (pun intended) government TSA. So, I bring you (I hope) a smile with these TSA Proof Briefs to protect you from radiation and pawing agents.

These briefs  have a leaf in the front (from a fig tree) that supposedly blocks the radiation from airport x-ray machines. You could probably get the same result with some tin-foil in your pants, but you would risk a 3rd screening in a private room…Seller states that these briefs block/diminish Alpha, Beta, T-Wave, Tera hertz radiations (whatever it means) from remote strip cameras, insure privacy of medical and body scanner images, and wait, ultimate reason to wear them,  proudly made in USA. Washable too, but only in cold water! Please, don’t call or email me when you get in trouble wearing them at your next security check. $19.85. At Rocky Flats Gear.

11 Responses to “X-Ray Not. Men’s Privacy Brief Radiation Blocker.”

  1. 1 Shifter Nov 24th, 2010 at 9:01 am

    Funny product. Funny writing.

  2. 2 bigitch Nov 24th, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    and today they arrested a tsa agent for whacking off after monitoring a girls volleyball team that went through the screen

  3. 3 Michael Nov 24th, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    What the hell has this country come to? Is nothing sacred? A fella can’t even keister a rodent anymore without the whole world knowing…

  4. 4 Woody Nov 24th, 2010 at 6:19 pm

    Just what I want, something that makes a screener go, “this guy has something concealed in his briefs” while I’m trying to get to my plane. Yup, that’s the ticket. At the Milwaukee airport they had folks (who weren’t flying anywhere) protesting and urging folks to opt out of the scanners for a pat down. I told him he was a fk’n moron if he thought I was going to try and slow things down for some clown’s amusement, especially one who didn’t even have a boarding pass!

  5. 5 Gas Man Nov 25th, 2010 at 10:07 am

    One day and hopefully soon, the american public will wake up and stop letting the govt take away our basic rights.

    I will NOT be flying anytime soon, that much is certain.

  6. 6 Olive Oil Nov 25th, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    A well timed fart could speed things up with that TSA agent.

  7. 7 Waitaminute Nov 29th, 2010 at 11:59 am

    Can’t see London, can’t see France until we check your underpants!!

  8. 8 cwglide Nov 29th, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    Yeah, all the security attention to passengers now has intensified with the scatter x-ray technology with the groping they forgot about screening baggage!!!! so what is the point!!! Now the terrorist know not to board a plane with a bomb, they will simply ship it via cargo instead!!!!……I have a much better solution lets fly naked be done with it

  9. 9 jolee Nov 30th, 2010 at 1:32 pm

    hi cyril
    do they come with larger leaves?
    i do not want my junk exposed
    to the radiation cause i do not want 3 headed children

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