I never thought that I would be writing in my Blog about men’s underwear! My excuse is that many of you are traveling during this Thanksgiving weekend and reading me on their digital devices while facing an overreaching (pun intended) government TSA. So, I bring you (I hope) a smile with these TSA Proof Briefs to protect you from radiation and pawing agents.
These briefs have a leaf in the front (from a fig tree) that supposedly blocks the radiation from airport x-ray machines. You could probably get the same result with some tin-foil in your pants, but you would risk a 3rd screening in a private room…Seller states that these briefs block/diminish Alpha, Beta, T-Wave, Tera hertz radiations (whatever it means) from remote strip cameras, insure privacy of medical and body scanner images, and wait, ultimate reason to wear them, proudly made in USA. Washable too, but only in cold water! Please, don’t call or email me when you get in trouble wearing them at your next security check. $19.85. At Rocky Flats Gear.
Funny product. Funny writing.
and today they arrested a tsa agent for whacking off after monitoring a girls volleyball team that went through the screen
What the hell has this country come to? Is nothing sacred? A fella can’t even keister a rodent anymore without the whole world knowing…
Just what I want, something that makes a screener go, “this guy has something concealed in his briefs” while I’m trying to get to my plane. Yup, that’s the ticket. At the Milwaukee airport they had folks (who weren’t flying anywhere) protesting and urging folks to opt out of the scanners for a pat down. I told him he was a fk’n moron if he thought I was going to try and slow things down for some clown’s amusement, especially one who didn’t even have a boarding pass!
One day and hopefully soon, the american public will wake up and stop letting the govt take away our basic rights.
I will NOT be flying anytime soon, that much is certain.
A well timed fart could speed things up with that TSA agent.
Can’t see London, can’t see France until we check your underpants!!
Yeah, all the security attention to passengers now has intensified with the scatter x-ray technology with the groping they forgot about screening baggage!!!! so what is the point!!! Now the terrorist know not to board a plane with a bomb, they will simply ship it via cargo instead!!!!……I have a much better solution lets fly naked be done with it
hi cyril
do they come with larger leaves?
i do not want my junk exposed
to the radiation cause i do not want 3 headed children