“Doctor, Doctor you got to help me, my brother thinks he’s a chicken!” “Well bring him in and we’ll see what we can do.” “I would but we need the Eggs!” YUK-YUK!! Wiz
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he’s the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait… sorry… I’m thinking of beer. That’s what beer does…
from brazil?
Billy Bad Biker goes to doctor to see how his test results came out.
Billy says to the doctor how were my results.
Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you only have two days to live.
Billy: What’s the bad news ?
Doctor: I tried to call you yesterday.
Billy: How much time do I have left
Doctor: Doctor looks at the second hand on his watch and says 10, 9, 8, 7…….
Stubborn patient goes to doctor for checkup.
Doctor looks him over and says there isn’t any thing else that I can do to help you.
You have not taken my advise to improve your health.
Stubborn patient: but there has to be something.
Doctor: Let’s try this . I will send you to a spa and have you covered with a mud pack.
Stubborn patient: But ! Doc how will the mud pack help me ?
Doctor: The mud pack wont help you but you will get a chance to see what its like to be covered with dirt !
“Doctor, Doctor you got to help me, my brother thinks he’s a chicken!” “Well bring him in and we’ll see what we can do.” “I would but we need the Eggs!” YUK-YUK!! Wiz
TSA:
“Can’t see London,
Can’t see France
Until we check your underpants!!”
Ha ha ha ha hah…….good one.
An Emergency…..
I saw a Radical Muslim fall into Toronto harbor this morning. Being a responsible citizen, I informed the emergency services.
It’s almost 6:00 PM and they still haven’t responded!
I’m now starting to think I’ve wasted a friggin’ stamp.
Over & Out,
Jeff
A real woman is a man’s best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he’s the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait… sorry… I’m thinking of beer. That’s what beer does…
Never mind…..
Over & Out,
Jeff
“TSA says they are going to crack down on the invasive pat-downs. In fact, one agent was transferred to another parish.” —David Letterman