A plane is on its way to Chicago when a Blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant is watching her do this, and asks to see her ticket. Then she tells the Blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back. The Blonde replies “I am Blonde, I am beautiful. I am going to Chicago and I am staying right here.
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is a Blonde Bimbo sitting in first class that belongs in economy and won’t move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the Blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The Blonde replies “I am Blonde, I am beautiful. I am going to Chicago and I am staying right here.
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this Blonde who won’t listen to reason. The pilot says “You say she is Blonde? I will handle this. I am married to a Blonde. I speak Blonde…” He goes back to the Blonde, whispers in her ear and she says “Oh, I am sorry” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss. He replies “I told her first class isn’t going to Chicago” (sent by Troy at Accutronix)
Yep, but 1st class passengers arrive first at arrival gate.
ah, Hamilton – are you blonde?
LMAO!!!! Now that was funny Hamilton!!!
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and detects the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK.
She replies, “Yes.”
He asks what she is doing.
She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has on a ski jacket and a fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, “For best results, put on two coats.”
Osamas’ final posting on Facebook:
“BRB Someones at the door.”
Over & Out,
Jeff
Hey Jeff,
How about the new drink of choice…?
The “Bin Laden”….Two shots and a splash of water….please.
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Boss Hawg
A cowboy from South Dakota is standing at the pearly gates with St. Peter.
Have you ever done anything of particular merit?”
St. Peter asked.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered.
“On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon
A gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, ‘Now, back off or I’ll kick the shit out of all of you!”
St. Peter was impressed, “When did this happen?”
“Couple of minutes ago.”