Joke Of The Week

A biker was walking home from a bar late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty dollars”, she whispers. Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck, it’s only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.

They’re in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It’s a police officer. “What’s going on here people?”, asks the officer. “I’m making love to my wife!”, Bubba answers sounding annoyed. “Oh, I’m sorry”, says the cop, “I didn’t know.” Bubba says, “Well, neither did I, till ya shined that light in her face…”

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6 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 TodT May 6th, 2011 at 8:44 am

    I like it!

  2. 2 burnout May 6th, 2011 at 9:57 am

    Two blonde women walk up to a train station in Cleveland. The first one asks the ticket agent “Can I get a ticket to Chicago?” He says no. The second blonde steps up to the window and asks “Can I?” peace

  3. 3 Jeff Nicklus May 6th, 2011 at 12:32 pm

    Went out last night with some friends and got pretty wasted. Realizing that I had pretty much to drink, I did something different that I had never done before. I took a bus home. I arrived safe and sound and no problems with the law, which was surprising, since I had never driven a bus before.

    Over & Out,

    Jeff

  4. 4 Wiz May 7th, 2011 at 3:42 am

    A drunk comes stubblin’ into the bedroom with a duck under his arm ‘an says, “This is the PIG I’ve been F*uckin’!” “You drunk son of a bitch, that’s a duck!” says his wife. He exclaims, “I wuz talkin’ to the DUCK!!” YUK-YUK!! Wiz

  5. 5 Jeff Nicklus May 9th, 2011 at 2:50 pm

    The Italian Man of His House… with his Italian wife!

    Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, ‘You Can Be THE Man of Your House.’ He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, ‘From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.

    You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I Want.

    Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?

    His Italian wife Gina replied, ‘The friggin’ funeral director would be my first guess.

    Over & Out,

    Jeff

  6. 6 Wiz May 11th, 2011 at 5:12 am

    I got an Italian joke about Maria and Luigi at the mall, but I’m sure Cyril can’t print it! I’ll tell ya Jeffy out at Deserado Junction. How’s that comming along by the way? Where you able to use RB, he’ll save ya alot of dough on the construction aspects. Wiz

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