Joke Of The Week.

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, ‘this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?’ ‘Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf.’

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4 Responses to “Joke Of The Week.”


  1. 1 john reed Sep 8th, 2011 at 10:11 am

    A man and a woman who had never met before, who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.” “I have a better idea,” she replied

    Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.”

    “Wow! That’s a great idea!”, he exclaimed expectantly.

    “Good”, she replied “Get your own friggin’ blanket.”

  2. 2 Boss Hawg Sep 9th, 2011 at 5:54 am

    Wanna Cough?

    The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?”

    The clerk says, “Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative.”

    The owner says, “You idiot! You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!”

    The clerk says, “Oh yeah? Look at him, he’s afraid to cough!”

    Boss Hawg

  3. 3 Kroeter Sep 9th, 2011 at 10:43 am

    The cute inexperienced substitute teacher unwittingly asked Dirty Johnny to use the word “urinate” in a sentence. After thinking for awhile, Johnny offered, “Urinate, but if you had bigger jugs you’d be a 10”.

  4. 4 Jeff Nicklus Sep 13th, 2011 at 4:33 pm

    Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.

    Over & Out,

    Jeff

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