Joke Of The Week. A Few Very Scientific Facts…

1- Food takes 7 seconds to go from mouth to stomach.
2- One hair can carry a weight of 7 pounds.
3- A man penis is 3 times the length of his thumb.
4- Women blink twice more than men.
5- Human body skin is twice the weight of the brain.
6- Women already finished reading these very scientific facts.
7- Men are still trying to precisely measure their thumb… (sent by John Reed)

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9 Responses to “Joke Of The Week. A Few Very Scientific Facts…”


  1. 1 Geoff Thomas Jul 11th, 2012 at 9:06 am

    Hi John, it’s been a long time. Remember the Manchester shows? – Geoff Thomas (Benelli 6 & Gold Star), UK

  2. 2 burnout Jul 11th, 2012 at 10:58 am

    My Uncle Nick (89 yrs old) heard about my last divorce and came to see how I was taking it. He said he hated to hear about my deevorce. I told him I tried but just coudn’t make it work. He said the toughest job a man has is staying married. I agreed. He said “My wife and I have been together 60 years!” I told him he deserved a medal. He replied ” Wanna know how we have managed to stay together this long?” I said please tell me. Uncle Nick says ” We leave each other the HELL alone!!” peace

  3. 3 fuji Jul 11th, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    > A blonde orders a beer.
    > > The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.
    > > It hits the blonde woman’s boobs and splashes all over them…
    > > The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her
    > boobs.
    > >
    > > Each time the blonde calls for another beer this happens.
    > >
    > > So after the third beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out.
    > > The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man
    > > jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!
    > >
    > > He is lying on the floor moaning, “Jeez lady… Why do you let the
    > > bartender do it?”
    >
    >
    > Helloooo!”, says the blonde, “He has a licker license!”
    >
    >

  4. 4 Tony Jul 11th, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    History’s top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word:

    10th – “Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!” – Noah, 4314 BC

    9th – “How the f*** did you work that out?” – Pythagoras, 126 BC

    8th – “You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?” – Michelangelo, 1566

    7th – “Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?” – Custer, 1877

    6th – “It does so f***ing look like her!” – Picasso, 1926

    5th – “Where the f*** are we?” Amelia Earhart, 1937

    4th – “Any f***ing idiot could understand that.” – Einstein, 1938

    3rd – “What the f*** was that?” – Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

    2nd – “I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!” – JFK, 1963

    AND … drum roll please …

    The Number 1 most appropriate time for using the “F” word …..

    “Aw c’mon. Who the f*** is gonna find out?” Tiger Woods, 2010

  5. 5 john reed Jul 11th, 2012 at 8:51 pm

    Geoff,
    I remember well they were nice bikes, are you still building, give Cyril your email address.
    john

  6. 6 Olive oil Jul 12th, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    An man in Florida owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some orange and grapefruit trees.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, ‘we’re not coming out until you leave!’ The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.’ Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I’m here to feed the alligator…’ Some men can still think fast…

  7. 7 maddpuppy Jul 12th, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    Olive Oil, That was Last months ” Joke of the week “.

  8. 8 dmitriy Jul 13th, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days”.

    The man replied, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!” The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

    The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…”

  9. 9 Tony Jul 19th, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    Another Little Johnny Story, enjoy!

    The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited.
    Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on
    salesmanship.

    Little Sally led off. “I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30” she
    said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil
    spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.”

    “Very good”, said the teacher.

    Little Debbie was next. “I sold magazines” she said, “I made $45 and I
    explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.”

    “Very good, Debbie”, said the teacher.

    Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her breath.
    Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full
    of cash on the teacher’s desk. “$2,467”, he said.

    “$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?”
    Toothbrushes”, said Little Johnny. “Toothbrushes”, echoed the teacher,
    “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”

    “I found the busiest corner in town”, said Little Johnny, “I set up a
    Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample.”

    They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like dog poop!” Then I
    would say, “It is dog poop. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the President
    Obama method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good,
    telling you it’s free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of
    your mouth.”

    Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment. Bless his heart.

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