Joke Of The Week

Two engineers were trying to find the height of a flag pole, but didn’t have a ladder, so they were standing there, looking up.

A woman passing by volunteered to help. She took a wrench from her purse,loosened a few bolts and laid the pole down.
She took a tape measure from her purse, measure the pole announced “Five meters” and walked away.

One of the engineers shook his head and laughed: ” Ain’t that a typical blonde? We ask for the height and she gives us the length”

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6 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 Timmoking Sep 6th, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    Superman’s flying over the city. No crime. Bored! Spots Wonderwoman on her rooftop pool deck. Lying there naked and spreadeagled.
    “man, I’ve always wondered what it would be like to do Wonder woman.” Says Superman.
    He zooms down at superspeed. Wham bam thankyoumam, and zooms off again.
    Wonder woman lifts her head and says, “what the HELL was that!?!”
    Invisible man says, ” I dunno but it f***en HURT!”

  2. 2 maddpuppy Sep 7th, 2012 at 10:24 am

    Uh O, recycled old jokes.

  3. 3 Timmoking Sep 7th, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    maddpuppy— Don’t leave us hanging , man!

  4. 4 burnout Sep 7th, 2012 at 11:02 pm

    A fellow Alabamian had been visiting the same brothel for years. He asked the madam if he could do something different. He had been doing the same thing for so long and wanted to explore a little. She said sure go down to room 6 and try it out. He walks in and the only thing in the room is a chicken. He goes to the madam and says he doesn’t understand. She tells him to try it he might like it. He shrugs and goes back and has the best time EVER. He goes on and on about how great it was. He tells the madam that he is gonna tell all his friends to come and experience something awesome! The next week one of is buddies goes to the brothel and tells the madam he wants to try something ‘different’. She says sure go to room 7. He goes in and there are several chairs aligned with peep holes in the wall. He and others watch a 9 person orgy for about 10 minutes when he says he has never seen anything quite like it. The guy next to him says “Should have been here last week and seen that guy with the chicken”!! peace

  5. 5 NutCracker Sep 8th, 2012 at 8:26 pm

    Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.” The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, “Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway.”

  6. 6 Poppa Sep 9th, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    3 engineers were on a road trip when their car died.

    The electrical engineer said, “It’s probably the battery. Let’s go get a new one.”

    The chemical engineer said, “It’s probably out of gas. We can get gas from that last town.”

    The software engineer said, “Let’s try getting out and then getting back in again and see if it works.”

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