One day in North Carolina: A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the shoulder of the paved road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the pickup truck and one behind it. Then he got back in the pickup truck to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, “I got a flat tahr.” The passerby asked, “But what’s with the flowers?” The man responded, “When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither.” (sent by Dale Dutcher)