A Christmas Love Story

A couple was shopping on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.

Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was. In a calm voice, the husband said, “Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?”

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, “Yes, I remember that jewelry store.” He said, “Well, I’m in the bar right next to it.

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6 Responses to “A Christmas Love Story”


  1. 1 Rod Bradner Dec 23rd, 2012 at 10:46 am

    Hee, hee.

  2. 2 Dave Blevins Dec 23rd, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    Ahhh, the joys of Christmas!

  3. 3 burnout Dec 23rd, 2012 at 6:57 pm

    Hey that was ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! peace

  4. 4 Wahlegator Dec 24th, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    With the holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with everyone about drinking and driving.
    As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a “social session” out with friends. Well two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit. That’s when I did something I’ve never done before – I took a cab home.
    Sure enough on my way home there was a police check point but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before. I don’t know where I got it and now that it’s in my garage, I don’t know what to do with it.

    Any suggestions?

  5. 5 nicker Dec 25th, 2012 at 12:40 am

    My theory for Christmas Drinking and Driving is that if ya drink real fast and drive even faster, the alcohol will never catch up with ya………… 🙂

    -nicker-

  6. 6 nicker Dec 25th, 2012 at 1:18 am

    Santa said he would grant me one wish.
    Immediately I said, “I want to ride hard and live forever!”
    “Sorry,” said Santa, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life to any biker.”
    “OK,” I said, “Then, I only want to live until Congress gets its head out of its ass!”
    “You crafty bastard,” said Santa…….

    -nicker-

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