Joke Of The Week

Is it an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral…

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life. 

A huge heart, covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing forever the doctor in the beautiful heart.

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, ‘I’m so sorry… I was just thinking of my own funeral…I’m a gynecologist!’ The priest fainted!…

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3 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 Fritz Jan 23rd, 2014 at 1:44 pm

    So what did the proctologist say?

  2. 2 nicker Jan 23rd, 2014 at 10:10 pm

    Some years ago, while working in his garage, an acquaintance who had just been introduced to his daughter’s new boyfriend, asked the lad,:
    “Son, hand me a 9/16 combination wrench.”

    The kid responded with:
    “Wat’s that?”

    To which the father answered:
    “son if your that clueless about handling nuts exactly what makes you think your qualified to deal with girls?”

    -nicker-.

  3. 3 Olive Oil Jan 24th, 2014 at 5:42 pm

    A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his model 1911 Colt .45 caliber pistol with an 8 shot clip, and yelled, “Who in here has been screwing my wife?”

    A voice from the back of the bar yelled back, “You’ll need more ammo.”

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