Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-joke44 - CopyA husband went to police station to report his missing wife .
Husband: I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Oh, 5 something .
Sergeant: Build?
Husband: Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Dress/suit/blue jeans — I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: Did she go in a car?
Husband: yes.
Sergeant: What kind of car was it?
Husband: 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, Shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 liter V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left …..(at this point the husband started crying )
Sergeant: Don’t worry sir ……. We’ll find your car

3 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”

  1. 1 Rodent Jan 28th, 2015 at 9:00 am

    The real joke of the week is the mayor of Sturgis

  2. 2 nicker Jan 28th, 2015 at 2:07 pm

    Guy at the bar tells the Bar tender;
    I take my wife every where…..
    But she always manages to find her way back home.


  3. 3 Blackmax Jan 28th, 2015 at 7:01 pm

    Good one, Rodent !!!
    i agree!!!!

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