Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-joke44 - CopyIt’s the best time of the year for kids. And they are very smart. A few examples.

Teacher:  How old is your father?
Kid:          He is 6 years.
Teacher:  What?  How is this possible?
Kid:          He became father only when I was born.
(Logic!!  Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
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TEACHER:  Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:        Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct.  Now, Class, who discovered America?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I love this child.)
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:    H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER:  Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.  Did you copy his?
CLYDE:        No, sir; It’s the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:    A teacher.

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