Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-jokeCatholics don’t sin!

Three guys are sitting in the sport bar window seats, idly chatting and watching the front door of the brothel across the road. They see the local Baptist pastor appear, knock on the door and quickly go inside. “Would you look at that!” exclaims one of the guys. “Didn’t I always say what a bunch of hypocrites those Baptists are?”

No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the brothel door, knocks, and also disappears inside. The other guy says “Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and silly hats!”

They continue drinking while roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi when they see their local Catholic priest knock on the brothel door. “Ah, now dat’s sad,” says the third guy, “One of the girls must have died.”

Cyril Huze