Joke Of The Week

The Pastors Wife

The pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood
before the congregation and asked for a pay rise.
After much discussion,
they passed a rule that whenever the pastor’s family expanded so would his pay.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the
congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss
the pastor’s expanding salary.

A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to
how much the pastor’s additional children were costing
the church, and how much more it could potentially cost.
After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke,
“Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as he gives us.”
Silence fell over the congregation.

In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and
finally said in her frail voice, “Rain is also a gift from God,
but when we get too much of it, we wear rubber boots.”

The entire congregation said, “Amen.”

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1 Response to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 Boots Jun 24th, 2017 at 8:05 pm

    Classic!!!

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