Joke Of The week

A young woman had been taking golf lessons.  She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.

Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, ‘Why are you back in so early? What’s wrong?’

‘I was stung by a bee,’ she said. ‘Where,’ he asked. ‘Between the first and second hole,’ she replied. He nodded knowingly and said, ‘Your stance is too wide.’

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5 Responses to “Joke Of The week”


  1. 1 BOSS HAWG Nov 28th, 2017 at 12:48 pm

    Good 1 Cyril !

  2. 2 Tom Ryan Nov 28th, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    I’m reposting some of these jokes for the new people on Cyril’s site.

    Willis enters the barbershop for a shave. While the barber is lathering him up, Willis mentions the problem he’s been having getting a close shave around the cheeks.
    “No sweat, I have just the thing,’ says the barber taking a small wooden ball from the nearby drawer. ‘Just place this in your cheek.’
    Willis places the ball in his mouth, and the barber begins to give him the closest shave he’s ever experienced. After the first few strokes, Willis asks in a sort of garbled voice, ‘This is great, but what happens if I swallow the ball?’
    ‘No problem,’ says the barber. ‘Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.’

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    Three men were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. One of the men pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
    ‘That was my pager,’ he said. ‘I have a microchip under my skin.’
    A few minutes later a phone rang. The man lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he explained. ‘That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.’
    The third man, an old scooter tramp, felt very low tech. Not to be outdone, he knew he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his ass. The other two men raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
    The biker shrugged. ‘Well, will you look at that,’ he said. ‘I’m gettin’ another fax.’

  3. 3 rebel Nov 28th, 2017 at 8:48 pm

    one of Al Franklin’s old jokes

  4. 4 Dante Nov 29th, 2017 at 1:55 pm

    With all due respect Rebel, I have to disagree – these jokes were actually kinda humorous, something my esteemed Senator has never been capable of.

  5. 5 J.grif Nov 30th, 2017 at 12:33 am

    Taint right!

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