CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO– Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER — What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POOR — Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST — Idiot who just downgraded your stock. STOCK SPLIT — When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. FINANCIAL PLANNER — A guy whose phone has been disconnected. MARKET CORRECTION — The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW — The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR — Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT — An archaic word no longer in use. (Thanks to The Big Picture)
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funny stuff, especially the “split stock”.
excuse me, stock split, my bad…
That may keep me laughing all day long!!!
Thanks Cyril
I will repeat these terms often during the coming week, Thanks again Mr Huze! peace
HAHAHAHAHA, that is great Cyril !
Might be funny, but we are bailing these F___ers out! We are all paying for the carelesness of the finicial giants. They should go down with their ships! Who’s bailing me out? I am ready to go broke myself! I am not asking anyone for a handout~ KUDOS CITIGROUP!! You got us too!
As sad of a state as the motorcycle industry is in maybe I should be headed to DC so I can get some of this Bail Out Money! Nah …… Fuck ’em I will do this myself without their handouts!
Over & Out,
Jeff