Funniest Harley-Davidson Classsified Ad

Have you a sense of auto-derision? Seen in Craig’s List, a very funny classified ad to sell a used Harley-Davidson.

2008 Harley FLHTC Custom Bobfork – $87000 (Las Vegas)

If you are looking for a chrome plated sub-tech slow, no stopping, lousy cornering oil leaking louder than Crackatoa motorcycle with black and white TV era technology that you can pay too much for, then this bike is for you.

This bike will make up for your tiny manhood and eggshell ego and is perfect for that fat-ass tits on the ground tattooed smelly bovine nearly toothless “old lady” you lug around with you everywhere you go just so you don’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Now you can show up at biker events and mingle with other beer-aholic losers who play dress up with the black outfits and stupid vests covered in dumb slogan patches and cheesy trinket buttons and pretend like you’re a “son of anarchy.” This bike has enough chrome on it to blind you on a sunny day and enough money invested in it to keep my kids from having descent shoes or dental care.

Why should they be different from Mom and Dad…right? If you buy it this week I’ll throw in every other dumb thing I’ve bought just because it says “Harley” on it. Once you throw a leg over this beauty you can run that movie in your head where you’re the big hero and chicks flock around you like flies. Actually those are flies, but your friends will tell you how “bad to the bone” you look and make you feel special and that alone is priceless in a world where you can get a personality from a dealership.

So don’t wait. Bust out that wallet tethered to you with a dog chain and plop down your kids college tuition and you can fantasize about being a man. This is your chance. Location: Las Vegas.

Date: 2011-02-18, 5:37PM PST
Reply to: sale-zketp-2204523906@craigslist.org

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22 Responses to “Funniest Harley-Davidson Classsified Ad”


  1. 1 Robert Werner Feb 24th, 2011 at 9:49 am

    Is the intent to sell a bike or just to be funny?

  2. 2 Carter Feb 24th, 2011 at 9:56 am

    Are Harley guys able to do autoderision on their own biker culture? A few…

  3. 3 burnout Feb 24th, 2011 at 10:33 am

    Soooooooo does he want to sell it or not? peace

  4. 4 unknown Feb 24th, 2011 at 10:33 am

    I think its great!

  5. 5 Jeff Nicklus Feb 24th, 2011 at 10:33 am

    Now that is some funny crap!

    Over & Out,

    Jeff

  6. 6 Donnie Feb 24th, 2011 at 10:41 am

    LOL, peeing in my pants.

  7. 7 Tom S. Feb 24th, 2011 at 11:11 am

    Hilarious.

  8. 8 Big Feb 24th, 2011 at 11:32 am

    Funny? You guys have low standards! The Harley culture is ripe for parody, but that was a really stale and lame effort. South Park did a much better job.

  9. 9 1550tc Feb 24th, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    This bike will make up for your tiny manhood and eggshell ego

    this dude dont realize its an $8700 bike and its 2011 and there are families in the 90210 zip code that spend that much at STARFUCKS on lattes and crappo chino’s

    if your under dicked and over chicked money is always a great equaiizer!!

  10. 10 zyon Feb 24th, 2011 at 12:54 pm

    1550tc, that is not 8,700 in the listing, it is 87,000
    I’m no expert but I don’t think harley made any 87K bikes in 2008

  11. 11 Jeff Nicklus Feb 24th, 2011 at 2:51 pm

    For some reason this little story seems to fit here:

    On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.

    One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

    Running around, the chicken spied the farmer’s new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend’s life.

    Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer’s bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

    Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

    The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.

    A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

    The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.

    The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

    The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there is a moral!) ->

    ‘When You’re Hung Like A Horse, You Don’t Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!’

    Over & Out,

    Jeff

  12. 12 Jeff Nicklus Feb 24th, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    I think this story fits in this case:

    On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.

    One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

    Running around, the chicken spied the farmer’s new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend’s life.

    Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer’s bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

    Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

    The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.

    A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
    Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.

    The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

    The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there is a moral!) ->

    ‘When You’re Hung Like A Horse, You Don’t Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!’

    Over & Out,

    Jeff

  13. 13 fuji Feb 24th, 2011 at 3:28 pm

    Jeff Nicklus
    You are a sick man. True but funny

  14. 14 A 1 CYCLES Feb 24th, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    HOW MANY MILES?…HE DIDNT EVEN MENTION THE COLOR..THIS IS CRAP! LOL..VERY FUNNY

  15. 15 Mark Pavlica Feb 24th, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    He said the bike had alot of chrome I wonder if it has a 6 speed

  16. 16 Kiwished Feb 25th, 2011 at 12:45 am

    Why don’t one of you locals give the guy a bell, get the low down on this super bike?

  17. 17 Miami Chopper Shop Feb 25th, 2011 at 9:23 am

    Man, I sure could build a bunch of nice bike for 87 grand…….87 grand for one bike????!!!!!

  18. 18 martin Twofeather Feb 25th, 2011 at 10:32 am

    It’s the best……

  19. 19 Larry R Feb 25th, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    Oh so true in many respects and so sad in many others.

  20. 20 Q-Ball Feb 26th, 2011 at 7:51 am

    What no CD player, or GPS? WTF!

  21. 21 Roswell Feb 26th, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    Still for sale ???

  22. 22 Eric O Feb 26th, 2011 at 7:17 pm

    He forgot to mention that with purchase you get to wave at every other bike ( as long as its a Harley ) over and over and over . Cool

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