Southwest Airlines has always employed humor in its advertising and during announcements by flight attendants and pilots. But in South Africa, a low cost airline named Kulula with head office located in Johannesburg is probably the one with the funniest plane liveries and the most entertaining announcements before, during and after flights. A few examples.
On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced. “People, people we’re not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it !”
On another flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew, the pilot said “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.”
Security announcement before take off. “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite. Your seat cushions can be used for flotation and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.”
On landing, the stewardess said, “Please be sure to take all of your belongings.. If you’re going to leave anything, please make sure it ‘s something we’d like to have.”
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From the pilot during his welcome message, “Kulula Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!”
“Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we’ll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Kulula Airlines.
After landing, “Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.”
“As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.
Heard on a Kulula flight. “Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing.. If you can light ’em, you can smoke ’em. Continue reading ‘Humor Of The Week. Best Lines Of An Airline.’